Getting up frequently to go to the bathroom … despite being pinned under a tractor trailer.
Flames shooting from his drive shaft.
Coughing up a sled.
A sucking head wound.
A persistent vegetative state.
Partial zipper castration.
A sore on his frontal lobes that will not heal.
Finding a Lawn Dart in his urine.
The lingering odor of death.
He plays golf on Thursday afternoons.
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