CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Jones to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

The beautiful flowers on the altar this morning are to celebrate the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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At the Ladies Liturgy Society this Thursday, Mrs. Smith will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our bell choir practice.
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For those who have children and don't know it, there is a nursery downstairs.
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The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 P.M. Please use the back door.