Saturday, May 28, 2011

What a great joke!

2 comments:

  1. My friend met Sean Connery whilst on a golfing holiday in Scotland. He walked into the clubhouse with his minders for a drink and everyone was going "oh God Sean Connery!" So they eventually got to talking about life as an international superstar and he said "So Sean you must have had your fair share of girls!" Sean said, "oh, you know..." modestly. They pressed him on it and asked, "So who was your best shag then!" Sean said "A gentlemen never talks about that short of thing!" They kept on and on at him, but even after a few more rounds of drinks, he wouldn't say. So, came the end of the night and everyone was pretty drunk. Sean gets up to leave, and with his minders, headed out the door...only to poke his head back in and wink and say "Shandie Shaw. In shixty sheven. Up the arse!".

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