Cussin' in church

TOO FUNNY!!

A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?

Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!

I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in our
church.

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to
inform
him of her situation.

The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that
foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer,
Sir, what seems to be the problem here?

There is no damn problem, the man says.

I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join
this damn church to get rid of some of
this damn money.

I see, said the pastor.....

Is this bitch giving you a hard time?