Yogi Berra quotes...

• A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
• Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
• Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
• Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
• I never said most of the things I said.
• If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
• If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
• It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
• It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
• The future ain't what it used to be.
• Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
• You can observe a lot by just watching.