Yo mama's so fat

• Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.
• Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
• Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
• Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
• Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.
• Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
• Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
• Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
• Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.
• Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
• Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat