Great lines...

• The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
• Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
• The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
• Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?