Men are like that, you know...

A man wanted to get married.

He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each
woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him
that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him
so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy
the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for
his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so
much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the
stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his
$5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that
she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time
about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.

thanks Ed